Alright, that is absolutely the last straw.
Roxas, you are to go to Axel immediately and have him inform both you and XIV on the facts of life. Tell him that if he refuses, I will do it myself. I highly doubt he wants that. You are to read no more of this post until you fully comprehend the material involved.
As for the rest of you…
I am only going to say this once, and in no uncertain terms.
I would not voluntarily engage in any sexual contact with the Superior of any nature, variety, or description for any reason or in any circumstance, short of it being a guaranteed, no-returns-accepted, sure-fire, no-other-option ticket to Heartsville for both myself and Axel, and I would loathe every moment of it with as much hatred as I am capable of feeling.
Here, let me share with you a brief, non-comprehensive excerpt from the list of things I would find preferable to fucking Xemnas.
- Being mauled by a bear
- Being dominated by Larxene
- Stepping in a hive of angry bees
- Listening to Vexen rant for hours
- Throwing the Puppet a birthday party
- Field trip with Demyx
And the list goes on.
Have I made myself perfectly clear?
