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hamtast: how i make friends: wait for them to talk to me
Sometimes I’m on tumblr and I open up a new tab and go to tumblr again.
Send me a ▲ if you consider us friends.
boy: you're cute
me: who put you up to this
me: was it my mom
boy: no i think you're rea-
me: DAMNIT MOM
boy: i don't understa-
me: how much did she pay you
annawintour: fapjesus: someone please explain to me why i have 450+ hoarded urls omfg reported
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
theladydoor: tugamaggie: bonkalore: xarazura: sexy-beanpole: like-lucy-in-the-sky: once-licious: babygiantsquid: kiwibutt: snuggiewizardbutt: headcrabz: wizardchemistry: wixardchermistry oh wow I’ve probably been writing it a lot headcrabz b o o m snuggiewizaedbutt SO CLOSE. KIWIVY7TT …HNNG bBUFIraquid ouo OnceALicoyw Oh. okey let’s see ...
I’m not going to lie, I feel embarrassed for characters when people call them their ‘babies’ or ‘husbands’ or whatever…
isa-isa-baby: They said they knew how he felt. Lie. No one knew how he felt. They hadn’t experienced having half of their being torn away from them without any warning Read More Omg that was so sad D:
gaymzee: im not doing anything for april fools day because i think my existence itself is a funny enough joke
PUT COLORS IN A MESSAGE. if nothing else, violet...
brrianitscold: angieluvjed: helaughswavescrash: Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die. ...
tragically-human: Read over 30 fics. Bookmark and list your favorite fics. Scour fanart. Reblog everything. Pause to cry your heart out. Watch fanvids about them. Read more fics. Make a personal playlist of songs for them. Make your own headcanons. Tell someone why they’re so perfect and physically try not to cry. Cry. Cry harder. Love every second of it, you sick masochist.
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
APRIL FOOL'S DAY (GOOGLE MAPS)
miss-simplicity: YOU GUYS … IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE) BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS. THIS.
ukehime: sometimes i ship two people harder than the titanic ships with the iceberg
I would love to meet the teenage version of my...